September 5, 2007

On terminating sentences

I’m thinking of ending every sentence I say out loud with the word “cocksucker”. Whether it’s a hilarious joke or a piercing insult, you just can’t go wrong with “cocksucker”.

And for those who would misinterpret me, please note if you want this can mean someone who enjoys slurping down chicken nuggets at McDonalds (while I have my way with his mother all night long, cocksucker).

Posted by alice at 2:16 am

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