Things and stuff

Earlier tonight I was playing Catan on Xbox Live in a four-player game when it became very clear that there was no possible way for me to win the game. Both of my initial settlements were surrounded with no hope of expansion and the resources they gave me were not enough to work with. I decided to try something different, so I started giving my resources away, or well trading all of my resources for one of a different type since the Xbox version won’t let you just give them. Also, when I rolled a seven, I moved the robber to an out of the way location (usually next to me).

Apparently, this makes me extremely unsporting.

I’m thinking of ending every sentence I say out loud with the word “cocksucker”. Whether it’s a hilarious joke or a piercing insult, you just can’t go wrong with “cocksucker”.

And for those who would misinterpret me, please note if you want this can mean someone who enjoys slurping down chicken nuggets at McDonalds (while I have my way with his mother all night long, cocksucker).