Time waits for no one
To: Apple Inc.
From: Alice
Subject: It’s over
Dear Apple,
I’ve had enough and I’m calling it off. It was a nice run though I should’ve come to terms with my feelings months ago and saved myself the frustration. I’m sick of using your operating system and want out. I cannot believe that there is not one goddamn web browser that isn’t a complete pile of shit for your platform. I’m sick of using iTunes and wish there was even a comparable substitute but you saw to that when you ran all the other music players out of town years ago. I hope to god I won’t ever have to see a .DS_STORE or other ghost files you leave behind due to your crappy SMB support.
There are things I want to do which just aren’t possible on your operating system, and you’ve really left me no choice. I’m at the point where I felt joyful, downright joyous, while installing Windows XP on a desktop a few weeks ago. I will miss Expose, but frankly that’s about it and…
HOLY SHIT MY POWER CABLE JUST STARTED ON FIRE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME?
So yeah, no hard feelings.