Without effect my tears are in vain
There’s something in the air in my apartment which is either breaking my electronics or I deluding me into thinking it is. My home theater has developed a curious problem where I suddenly start having audio dropouts while watching DVDs if I stand in my kitchen. This has happened twice, once while washing dishes and tonight while cooking bacon, and was remedied both times by going back and sitting on the couch again.
This may seem strange though please keep in mind a few months ago that I was told by my ISP that the reason my DSL modem is failing isn’t due to it being cheaply made or a problem with my DSL line or anything reasonable. No, the reason my DSL modem keeps crapping out is due to the radio waves in my apartment permeating through the ether. Now I’ll admit I do have a microwave in my kitchen (where the DSL modem sits) but I’m not constantly microwaving things throughout the day and I don’t have a pirate radio transmitter stashed under the sink though that does sound appealing (Maker faire?).
At this rate I figure my TV will lose all red signal due to slight shifts in the curvature of Earth pretty soon.
