March 8, 2008

Now we are one in everlasting peace

Dear 2008,

Suck it.

love, alice

P.S. I think my phone fell out of my pocket and was swallowed by an auto-flushing toilet. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by alice at 2:24 am

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